philip anderson defence squad



A wild MACHAMP appeared!


I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever

christ it’s rainy as hell

today i’m gonna get a new sketchbook (brown paper this time) and see my friendssssssssssss


hello friends and strangers!!

so, summer is here and i officially have very little to do until i start uni again in october. however, i’m currently in the process of finding and securing a place to live next year which is actually quite an expensive affair, and since i currently don’t have a job, it’s taking a bit of a toll on my savings SO i figured i would open up commissions for these dolls i’ve started making recently!

so what will you make??

i will make you any character you like, as long as you provide me with some reference pictures of the character + the particular outfit you want them to be wearing. i can also make little dolls of you/your friends/family/OCs etc. too! i’m afraid i won’t be able to make animals or complicated robots etc. because i’m not sure as to how they’ll turn out after being sewn + stuffed, sorry! i’m happy to give mermaids/fawns a go, though!

how big are the dolls??

the dolls are all roughly around 14-15 inches (35.5-38cm) tall and 4 inches (10cm) wide - though if you’d like something much bigger/smaller, shoot me a message and i’ll work out a price especially for you!

how much will it cost me???

well my friend, here’s some guide prices:

a) doll with no/some pattern (stuff like checked shirts etc.): £15

b) doll with medium/heavy pattern: £20 (though if you’d like something especially complex/heavily patterned, i might ask for a higher price, but will obviously discuss that with you first!)

c) i can make some little extras (like scarves) for your dolls that will add a couple of quid onto the total price, so just shoot me a message describing what sort of extras you’d like and i’ll give you an estimate of the total! (please bear in mind that these will be very simple, and it’s unlikely that i’ll be able to make small clothes, though if you’d really really like a coat/jacket or some underwear or something, i’m sure i’ll be able to work something out!)

will you ship to ________???

i’m happy to ship to wherever in the world you are, and will let you know how much the shipping is before i even start making the dolls, so you know exactly how much you’re paying!

huh, so those dolls are pretty cool…. i want one!

aaaaahhh that’s EXCITING THANK YOU! if you decide you’d like to commission me, please email me at with a description and reference pictures of who you’d like me to make! we’ll have a little chat about the price etc., and i’ll send you a drawing of what the doll will roughly look like. if you’re happy with the way it’s looking, i’ll get started on your commission and will get it done within 1-2 days. if for some reason i can’t finish your commission, you’ll be completely refunded of course!

i only accept paypal payments!!

thank you for reading this, and even if you can’t/don’t want to commission me, i’d hugely appreciate it if you signal boosted this! cheers lil friend x


Eastern Emerald Elysia

Elysia chlorotica is a “solar-powered” marine sea slug that sequesters and retains photosynthetically active chloroplasts from the algae it eats and, remarkably, has incorporated algal genes into its own genetic code. It is emerald green in color often with small red or white markings, has a slender shape typical of members of its genus, and parapodia (lateral “wings”) that fold over its body in life. This sea slug is unique among animals to possess photosynthesis-specific genes and is an extraordinary example of symbiosis between an alga and mollusc as well as a genetic chimera of these two organisms. 

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This baby Indian Spotted Pond Turtle (Geoclemys hamiltonii) is smaller than your thumb! We are always excited to have new hatchlings! Happy Friday! 

it’d be lovely if my mum’s husband didn’t cut me off every fucking time i try to talk to mum






im laughing so hard there’s a practically untapped supply of javert hot fuzz jokes

no luck catchin’ them convicts then

get a look at his staaarrrrrs

ever fired your gun in the air and yelled VALJEAAAAAAAAHHHN

What’s the situation?
Thirty blokes and a fuckload of furniture!



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BBC2 commissions Britain's first transgender sitcom 'Boy Meets Girl'

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7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

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spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

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